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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3296
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

Attack, Conflict, counter-response, Defense, defense preparedness, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, potential conflict, PvP, Ready, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

admins, Anarchy, Button, Chaos, Cheating, Custom Plugins, DDR4 ECC RAM, Discord, gaming experience, Gbit network, grief rollback, Griefing, high performance hardware, Intel Xeon, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Myth, NVMe SSDs, Permanent World, REIGNS, Reset, Sandbox, semi anarchy, Survival, unique gameplay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	3895	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	295	Players Killed by Monsters:	5953
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, background check, cancer journey, dorm, freedom, Friends, grown adult, Job, Minecraft, miracle baby, moving out, NICU, Police, psych hospital, remote work, roommates, rules, saving money, Server, State, studio apartment, surgeries, Therapy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

clean up, CleanCraft, Communication, communication breakdown, disability, Dismissive, Divorce, Edition, exhaustion, family dynamics, Frustration, help out, home, independence skills, Loneliness, Mess, Messy, ptsd, SAHD, Therapy, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	1409
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

breathing exercises, coping strategies, Crisis Support, CrisisCraft, Diamond, emotional regulation, Exercise, gratitude practice, holistic healing, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system, sword, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crops Grown:	9094
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

SaiedCraft2023

authoritarianism, behind bars, candidates, civil liberties, Democracy, Electoral Process, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, opposition, Political Climate, Politics, Presidential election, re-election, saied, SaiedCraft2023, Tunisia, Votes, Voting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	5542	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Votes:	6915	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!