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SkyHighShenanigans

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	3282

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	634801	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	3890

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8903	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	629	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	832790
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	193	Mines Excavated:	1742
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZzzCraft Dreamland

bedtime routine, bedtime snack, calming techniques, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Dreamland, falling asleep, herbal tea, lavender essential oil, limiting screen time, meditation, mindfulness, progressive muscle relaxation, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aid, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, soothing music, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Votes:	3103
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!