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ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5837	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale.

Imagine a world where griefers run amok, creating drama and chaos wherever they go. But fear not, for our server has the ultimate solution – ID’s! That’s right, with unique identifiers for each player, we can finally put an end to samefagging, falseflagging, and all-around retard behavior.

But that’s not all! We also offer a special board split for those who prefer a more peaceful experience. Join /vtg/ – vtuber generals for actual vtuber discussion without the drama. Plus, smaller generals can thrive in this slower-paced environment.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we need to defeat the griefers once and for all! Join now and let the hilarity ensue.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!

Amagami Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amagami, Amagami Challenge, Anime, Another Year Goes By, challenge, Characters, Choices, dating sim, emotions, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, japanese, love, Otaku, Quests, relationships, romance, simulation, Storyline, video game, visual novel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Votes:	8712
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take you on a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of pure awesomeness.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like a party in your computer where the blocks dance and the creepers sing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to the Minecraft SMP 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our wacky adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this Christmas Edition of our server, we’ve got Pokemon running amok, trainers causing mischief, and a whole lot of holiday cheer (and chaos) to go around. Want to catch ’em all? Want to battle it out with other trainers? Want to engage in some questionable activities with your favorite Pokemon? Hey, we don’t judge, just have fun!

But beware, there are some wild threads out there – from straight to gay pokephilia discussions, to porn dumps that will make your head spin. So if you’re easily offended, maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness and have a good time, then come on in!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Pokemon (or trainer) along the way. Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and maybe a little bit of chaos!

EngageCraft Minecraft Server

aita, confronting parents, confusion, cultural norms, Different Religion, Difficult, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, EXCITEMENT, Family Back Home, Family Perception, Fiance, hurtful actions, Marriage Announcement, Minecraft, moment, monetary compensation, Non-academic Awards, overreaction, partner, relationship, Reshaping Narrative, Safe Career Option, Server, social media, south-asian household, Upset

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Emeralds Found:	5342	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of your parents constantly trying to control your life and manipulate your decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family expectations? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world free from the shackles of cultural norms!

On our server, you can create your own engagement announcements without fear of your parents hijacking the narrative. No more awkward conversations with family members back home trying to explain why you’re not actually married yet. And forget about accepting guilt money as a way to smooth things over – on our server, you earn your own diamonds and emeralds through hard work and dedication!

Join us and build the house of your dreams with your fiancé, without any interference from meddling parents. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you don’t need anyone’s approval to live your best virtual life. Plus, we have a secret underground society of rebellious players who have all escaped their own family drama – you’ll fit right in!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always wanted – no parental approval required!

CraftyCashGrabbers

AITAH, controversial background, CraftyCashGrabbers, crime family, family money, family ties, financial support, fresh start, google search, hidden identity, ill-gotten funds, moral dilemma, ORPHANED, personal history, private education, privileged, real name, Secret Past, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

Bonding, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood memories, Differences, family dynamics, friend’s house, FriendHouseGloUp, Fun activities, games, growing up, house rules, long lasting friendships, Meals, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, sleepovers, smp, special moments, Traditions, unique experiences

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySingles

Autonomy, Avoiding drama, Bad past relationships, building a strong foundation, Choice, Contentment with oneself., CraftySingles, empowerment, Enjoying alone time, fear of commitment, focus on career, Focus on personal goals, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Peace of mind, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-care, self-sufficiency, Single life

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of all the drama and heartache that comes with relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and kiss goodbye to all those pesky romantic entanglements. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about dating!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens. But fear not, because our server has a special feature that resurrects you as a zombie with superpowers! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you wreak havoc on the unsuspecting villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to grant wishes to anyone brave enough to defeat him. So if you’re looking for a reason to stay single, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

RiotCraft: Lighter Sentences

ajax, Amsterdam court, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam riots, court case, criminal behavior, criminal justice, european football, fan violence, Football hooligans, football match, guilty verdict, hooliganism, law enforcement, Legal System, LIGHTER, Maccabi Tel Aviv, prosecutor recommendations, Public Safety, RIOTCRAFT, sentences, sentencing, sports violence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9550
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Magic Items Found:	7600	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3655

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where chaos rules and anything goes, ya know? It’s like the Wild West but with blocks and creepers, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziest shenanigans ever!

We got players causing riots like they’re in Amsterdam after a football match, except instead of getting in trouble with the law, they’re just building giant pixel art statues of their favorite players. It’s wild, dude!

And get this, the sentences for causing chaos on our server are way lighter than what the prosecutors recommend. Like, if you blow up someone’s house, you just gotta plant some flowers as a way of saying sorry. It’s all about forgiveness and fun, man!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and be as crazy as you want, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the digital world. It’s gonna be a blast, dude!