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Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

Ancient, Ancient civilization, archaeological find, archaeologists, archaeology, burial mound, Ceremonial, discovery, Display, Excavation, historical, Horse sacrifice, human sacrifice, Minecraft, power, Power display, prehistoric, religious practice, ritual, sacrificial, sacrificial offering, Server, Siberia, Siberian culture, Unique ritual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

belonging, Confidence, determination, ENTITLEMENT, insistence, Minecraft, ownership, perseverance, Possession, Reclaim, RECLAIMING, reclaiming belongings, reclaiming ownership, reclaiming possessions, reclaiming property, reclaiming what was taken, reclaiming what’s ours, Recovery, retrieve, rightful, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1295
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

alternative endings, Character development, cinematic universe, comic book adaptation, Conclusion, dark comedy, director’s vision, fan theories, film analysis, gotham city, iconic villain, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, madness, mental health, Minecraft, movie sequel, plot twists, psychological thriller, smp, social commentary, speculation, unexpected resolution

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1967	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family, friendship, guest pass, halloween event, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, resolution, Respect, Server, TICKETS, Understanding, zoo membership, ZooCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	7097	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

Altered Reality, changes, disrupted routines, enduring impact, lasting effects, lingering effects, Long-term impact, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing challenges, pandemic aftermath, pandemic consequences, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, persistent changes, post-pandemic, slow recovery, slow return to normalcy, smp, societal changes, societal shifts., societal transformation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	195	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Crops Grown:	7640
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

PixelPensionPitfalls

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	192
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

PassportPanicMC

China, control, Demands, education, expat, Foreign, Government, influence, International, Limit, Move, PassportPanicMC, Passports, policy, regulations, relations, restrictions, Shocking.., Surrender, teachers, travel

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

adhesive bacteria, Bacteria, bio-inspired, biodegradation, Craft, eco-friendly solution, efficient breakdown, environmental impact, innovative research, Mussel-inspired, pet, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticBreaking, proteins, reducing pollution, researchers, sticky bacteria, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, valuable tool, waste management, worldwide

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	New Chunks Explored:	615046
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!