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Cat Bro’s Minecraft Server

(Domestic), animal, Bro, bros, cat, companion, cute, Feline, four-legged, Friend, funny, Furry, humor, meow, Minecraft, Mischief, pet, playful, purr, Server, sibling, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your paws on! We’ve got more cats than a crazy cat lady’s house, and they’re all ready to be your trusty sidekick as you embark on epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will teach you their ancient art of llama-fu. You’ll be kicking creepers in the face with your hooves in no time!

And if that’s not enough to get you meowing with excitement, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with cats, llamas, and mythical creatures galore. Here’s your “cat,” bro. Let the madness begin!

Titus? What the Minecraft SMP fuck is Minecraft SMP that?

astonishment, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, doubt, expletive, fuck, incredulity, long tail, Minecraft, perplexity, puzzlement, Questioning, shock, smp, Surprise, Titus, uncertainty, unfamiliar, unknown, what the fuck, Wonderment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	5236
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Titus SMP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen for control of the server. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a llama into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So, why join Titus SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the grass is neon pink, the trees grow pizza slices, and the only rule is to have a damn good time. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MomzCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burning bridges, childhood trauma, Closure, Contentment, custody, Decision making, disowned, Divorce, family dynamics, family tension, half siblings, mental illness, Minecraft, MomzCraft, mother’s behavior, private investigator, reconnecting, Recovery, restraining order, self-care, Server, Stability

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	712
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	159
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that baggage behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining your vibe.

Forget about your crazy mom and her shenanigans, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and voila, no more family drama!

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help two lost siblings reconnect with their birth families. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a long-lost relative who’s actually cool and not a total nightmare like your mom. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the past. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CraftySisSweet16

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1883	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Items Found:	1363	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being called an asshole for refusing to crochet 200 bunnies for your sister’s sweet sixteen party? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can build a virtual bunny empire without any pressure from entitled siblings. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the true value of handmade crafts. So come join us and craft to your heart’s content, without any family drama getting in the way!

UglyCelebHype

attractiveness, beauty standards, Celebrity, controversial, entertainment industry, famous person, Fashion (Industry), Hollywood, Media, opinion, over-hyped, Perception, personal preference, physical appearance, Popular, public figure, social norms, societal expectations, Ugly, UglyCelebHype, Unattractive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Farms Harvested:	683

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride without getting motion sickness. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about us!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

bordeaux, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Bordeaux is a bustling port city in southwestern France, known for its world-famous wine region. The city is home to elegant 18th-century architecture, picturesque riverside views, and a vibrant gastronomic scene. Bordeaux is also a cultural hub, hosting numerous festivals, museums, and art galleries. It is a popular destination for wine enthusiasts, history buffs, and food lovers alike.

Citadel Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny Skyblock Creative Faction PvP Economy Minigames Roleplay Parkour Adventure Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Prison RPG Quests Skywars Buildbattle

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to Citadel Survival. We are a small, Semi-vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

citadelsurvival.xyz

MysticRomania

Adventure, best tool, collaboration, Community, Economy, Feedback, Friendly, Innovations, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, MysticRomania, open beta, Protection Fields, Rankup, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Special Events, Summer, Survival, Tools

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2420
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

MysticRomania invites you to explore a Minecraft server full of adventures and innovations! We’re in Open Beta until the end of the summer, so now is the perfect time to join. Main Functionalities Protection Fields: Protect your buildings and assets from other players. Kits: Our kits give you essential resources and tools to get you started. Rankup: Advance in rank and access special benefits. Best-Tool: Automatically uses the best tools in your inventory. Other Features: Special events, minigames and a well-balanced economy. The MysticRomania community Our community is active and friendly, ready to help you and collaborate to create an amazing world. Your feedback during the Open Beta period is essential to improve the game experience. How to Join Enter our server and start the adventure!

mysticromania.go.ro

Vanilla ice cream sandwiched between a spawn and a hard place

1.20.4, active community, anti cheat, Community, cream, Discord, friendly players, Griefing allowed, HARD, Ice, Mature, Minimalist, new player friendly, no pay to win, No Resets, Noreset, open world, Place, player-driven economy, PvP, PvP enabled, Redstone, sandwiched, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	5347
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SpawnTrapped Minecraft Server
Server IP Address	mc.spawntrapped.org
Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
Features	Redstone functionality, 4-year-old world with no resets, no chat reports, PvP allowed under certain conditions, no teleport commands, discord community available

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: Cheats are not allowed on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

A: No, there are no teleport commands like tpa or sethome on this server.

Q: Is the server running the Paper plugin?

A: No, the server does not run Paper plugin, so redstone functionality is not compromised.

Q: Are there resets on the server?

A: There are no resets on this server, maintaining the same world for over 4 years.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Killing other players is allowed if you are attacked first. Continuous killing may result in both players being kicked out.

Q: Are there staff members constantly monitoring and following players?

A: No, there are no clingy staff members constantly monitoring players on the server.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/DGZayNyqPM

Block Breaker’s Paradise Minecraft Server

10. unenjoyable, 11. poor gameplay, 12. terrible game, 13. waste of time, 14. annoying, 15. irritating, 16. regret playing, 17. awful, 18. dislike, 19. avoid, 2. anger, 20. not worth it., 3. disappointment, 4. Gaming, 5. video games, 6. rage, 7. hate playing, 8. bad experience, 9. not fun, BLOCK, breakers, Frustration, Minecraft, Paradise, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you knock-knock jokes before exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the villagers are the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants you unlimited cheeseburgers for life.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!