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Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

Blocky Pride Palace

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7860	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Star Shards Collected:	281
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

#youtube, darkest dungeon 2, Dinner, Dragon’s Dogma 2, drinks, ends, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, hacjenda, leisure, Life, Minecraft, persona 3, Play, Podcast, PS5, Relaxation, rpgs, Steam Deck, TV, w00rk, wódka, work

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	8631	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

Blocky Blingy Builders

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

communication skills, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, madness, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, Moids, personal growth, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	1596	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	4605
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!