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Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1237	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	2808

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1997
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momo’s Minecraft Server – Refreshing & Fun

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mines Excavated:	3569
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a shounen anime come to life! Join us and experience the epic adventures of Momo, the fearless warrior with multiple outfits and a heart of gold. Watch as she teams up with Okarun to take on the biggest bosses and conquer the toughest challenges. With her relatable high school antics and mature apologies, Momo will steal your heart and keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic shounen adventure in Minecraft history!

Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	269
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	8485
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Loyalty Tread Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	227	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a little drama and intrigue? Look no further! Join our server and let us test your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty for you! Just send us her social media info or phone number and we’ll make sure she’s not getting up to any funny business while you’re mining for diamonds. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride!

Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!