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Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

american culture, Censorship, civil liberties, constitutional rights, controversial topics, Crafty, critical thinking, cultural norms, Democracy, First Amendment, free expression, freedom, freedom of speech, government control, individual rights, Land, louder, media manipulation, online speech, pixels, Political Correctness, Propaganda, public discourse, self-censorship, social media, speak, Words

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	233
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Enna, EnnaAlouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Llamas, millie, MillieParfait, nina, NinaKosaka, Previous thread, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	266
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Emeralds Found:	9815	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	7929
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!