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I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

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MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy

Accountability, Attack, Canada, Challenges, Defense, Democracy, democratic values, election integrity, ex-China envoy, ExEnvoy, foreign influence, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MapleCraft, national security, NSICOP report, political interference, safeguarding democracy, Threats, transparency

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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BlockyBlast

BlockyBlast, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional well being, Happiness, Inner child, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-nurturing, younger selves

come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.

we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

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🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

bedrock, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Lobster Pots, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Pots, Quests, Resets, server ip, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, Surviving, Weekly Challenges, Whitelist

Server IP play.shaded.gg

Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

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PerfectClone Minecraft Server

CLONE, Consciousness, Decision making, eternal happiness, ethical choice, ethical dilemma, existentialism, forever.., hypothetical scenario, Identity, IMMORTALITY, Kys, Life after death., Minecraft, morality, perfect life, PerfectClone, personal values, philosophical question, self-sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, thought experiment

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?

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MineTunes Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Anime, Community, discussion, Epic, Fan, Favorite, jojo’s bizarre adventure, long tail tag, Minecraft, MineTunes, Music, opinion, Outro, Recommendation, Server, Soundtrack, Steel Ball Run, suggestion, Video, Western

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing in the background? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re riding through the virtual sunset on your trusty steed, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly, the epic outro song from Steel Ball Run starts playing in the background. That’s right, we’ve got Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure vibes on our server, making your gaming experience truly bizarre and unforgettable. So come join us and let’s ride off into the sunset together, with Steel Ball Run as our soundtrack!

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CraftySlut Minecraft Server

accidental insult, CraftySlut, dating struggles, finding love, functional relationship, implied insult, interesting behavior, less-than-ideal situations, little sister, Minecraft, OFFENDED, passionate, QPR, Queer Platonic Relationship, Real Love, relationship length, Server, shoulder to cry on, slut shaming, soon-to-be-husband, supportive friend, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!

And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?

Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!

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BlockyBuddyNoCalls

Answering, BlockyBuddyNoCalls, Calls, colleagues, Crush, emergency, fed up, flattered, flirtation, maintenance, malfunction, minor issue, new hire, pushy coworker, snotty tone, supervisor, Texting, Training, voicemail, work hours

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of M42 and F42.

Looking for a place where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good dose of drama and intrigue.

Experience the thrill of working in a company with multiple locations, where you never know what kind of crazy coworker you might encounter. Will they have a crush on you? Will they call you 7 times in 3 minutes over a minor issue? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where you can be the star of your own ridiculous story. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that’s so outrageous, it could only happen in Minecraft!

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Disastravel Minecraft Server

AVOID, Caution, Civil unrest, Conflict, Covid-19, Crisis, Dangerous, Disastravel, Minecraft, pandemic, Political unrest, Risky, Server, Terrorism, tourism, travel, travel advisory, Unsafe, Unstable, vacation, violence, war-torn, worst country

Looking for a vacation spot that will leave you screaming for your momma? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time on sandy beaches and crystal clear waters when you can join us for a wild ride through a land filled with exploding creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes that never sleep?

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SchoolOfChaosCraft

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Are you tired of boring old school events like talent shows and bake sales? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest event that ever happened at our last school was a zombie apocalypse during lunchtime! That’s right, instead of dodgeball, you’ll be dodging zombies while trying to protect your classmates from becoming lunch themselves. Join us for the most thrilling and heart-pounding school experience you’ll ever have!

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KnifeHolderCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal and consequences, betrayal and consequences quotes, betrayal and forgiveness, betrayal and healing, betrayal and heartbreak, betrayal and loyalty, betrayal and moving on, betrayal and revenge, betrayal and trust, betrayal and trust issues, betrayal in friendship, betrayal in love, betrayal in relationships, betrayal quotes, Deception, hurt, KnifeHolderCraft, Pain, Trust

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. And you know what? On our server, that dream came true! We got unicorns roaming around, blowing up rainbows instead of exploding. It’s a magical sight, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of parkour. They’re flipping and jumping all over the place, showing off their skills like nobody’s business. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a special potion on our server that turns you into a chicken for a day. Imagine strutting around, clucking at your friends, and laying eggs like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a cluckin’ good time, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a flying pig into the sunset. It’s all possible in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. Is the server cross-platform?

3. What features does the server offer?

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?