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“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

Alumni, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, collidelolzyminecraftmadness, Crimzon Ruze, Edition, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, madness, Magni Dezmond, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Schedule, slow and steady, songs playlist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	281
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7076
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Crafty Chat City Minecraft Server

100% free, AI Music, Chat, city, Claims, Crafty, free, long tail tags, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Pricing, Server, Site

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7432	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you pay just to have fun? Look no further, because our server is 100% free… well, kind of. Sure, we have a membership and pricing tab, but that’s just for show! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is to play Minecraft). Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, so you’ll have to navigate through clouds and dodge flying pigs just to log in. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

agile, Al Snow, bitter old timer, black cocks, charisma, cornball lines, discussion, gay interracial fagfiction, GOLD, kevin, Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Nash, one-liners, Psychology, Relevant, serious, smp, Talk, the rock, top shelf, underrated worker, wrestling business

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

OteriaSMP

Adrenaline, Adventure, Battles, Champion, Community, Equipment, Gaming, Grades, Kits, Minecraft, money system, OteriaSMP, passionate, PvP, pvp 1.20, rare items, Server, Survival, Upgrade, vibrant

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Welcome to Oteria, the Minecraft server that will revolutionize your gaming experience!

Immerse yourself in a world where adventure and adrenaline await you. With our unique money system, you will be able to earn and spend your riches to upgrade your equipment and purchase rare items.

Get ready for epic battles with our PvP 1.20! Face off against friends and enemies in intense battles and show who is the true champion.

Personalize your experience with our tailor-made grades and kits. Whether you’re a new player or a veteran, there’s always something for you on Oteria.

Join us now and be part of Minecraft’s most vibrant and passionate community. Oteria is waiting for you!

oteriasmp.minesr.com:25621

SpaceCraft Adventure Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, ex, futuristic, gameplay, Gaming, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, part 1, Powers, Protagonist, Recovery, samus, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, Space, spacecraft, Storyline, storytime, video game, Welcome back

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Dragon Eggs Found:	7786
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can witness Samus recovering her powers in a way you’ve never seen before! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with pixelated power-ups and explosive creepers. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities and be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

SEMARGL-GAMES Minecraft server

Activity, ADMIN, Chicken Egg, Clans, Currency, donation, Happy Game, Mob, Private, privileges, Rewards, SEMARGL-GAMES, Shops, Vanilla, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the world of classic survival SEMARGL-GAMES!

A simple Vanilla server without unnecessary bells and whistles.

The same Minecraft that we love!☝️

Few occupied territories!

An ideal server for relaxation!?

We have:

– REWARDS FOR ATTRACTING PLAYERS!

– Private!?

– Shops!?

– Currency!?

– Work!✍️

– Clans!?‍?‍?

– REWARDS FOR ACTIVITY!?

– To catch a mob, throw a chicken egg at it!

– GENEROUS DONATION FOR PRIVILEGES?

– Good admin :)?

Our donation site!

https://semargl-games.easydonate.ru

WE WISH YOU A HAPPY GAME!

semargl-games.online

Impress Her Minecraft Server

ai, gender bending, guy, Impress, Impression, lewd, Minecraft, reading, Server, Thread, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal recording, vocal skills, vocal techniques, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice changers, voice impression, voice modulation, Wholesome, woman’s voice

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2758
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2208	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in intense dance battles with creepers!

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning sick beats. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show – it’s a must-see event that will leave you in stitches!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, please refrain from eating our brains). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Minecraft SMP

list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, WWWWW

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build their base next to the village well.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama utopia. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and llamas.

EdensScaleSMP

Adventure, armor, bedrock, Challenges, Community, Cosmetic Armor, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Filipino, Friends, Intense PvP Arena, ip address, java, Java 1.20.6, Java 1.21, KitPvP, Platform, PORT, PvP, Supported versions, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Buildings Constructed:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Eden’s Scale SMP – The Ultimate Filipino Minecraft Server! Looking to find new friends and a welcoming community? Eden’s Scale SMP is here to bring you an exciting adventure full of fun and new connections! Join us and explore a world that’s alive with adventure, teamwork, and unique challenges!

Crossplay Support – Java and Bedrock Compatible! Play with friends across platforms! Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, Eden’s Scale SMP is ready for you. IP Address: edensscalesmp.mc-play.fun Bedrock Port: 7126 Supported Versions: Java 1.20.6 – 1.21+

Server Features:

Adventure Survival Intense PvP Arena Economy System Cosmetic Armor

edensscalesmp.mc-play.fun:7126

The Dog House Minecraft Server

dog, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old snow biomes? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s snowing all year round! That’s right, you can have a white winter whenever you want, no matter what season it is!

Join our server for the ultimate snowball fight experience. Build forts, gather your friends, and pelt each other with snowballs until you can’t feel your fingers anymore. It’s the perfect way to stay cool in the summer or embrace the winter vibes in the middle of July.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, a mythical creature who roams the snowy peaks in search of challengers. Defeat him in battle and claim his treasure, but be warned, he’s not your average snowman.

So come join us on our snow-covered server and experience a winter wonderland like never before. Just remember to bundle up and watch out for frostbite!