“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

Alumni, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, collidelolzyminecraftmadness, Crimzon Ruze, Edition, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, madness, Magni Dezmond, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Schedule, slow and steady, songs playlist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4689	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, ChaosCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Stability, Syria, Syrian-Iranian relations, Warning, warning message

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4272	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6370
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Votes:	7463
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimension Hops:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7441
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5611
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

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