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GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Votes:	7559	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	3942	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	3639
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5933	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	2488
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

HarrisFundraiserMC Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	348
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Votes:	9295	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BountyBashCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, Beirut, Bounty, BountyBashCraft, Commander, Conflict, covert operation, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism, top leader, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!