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Honorary Med Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	488	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #2896

#union raid, Android, cd keys, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, jinx player, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Minecraft, miranda thief of justice, Modernia, new players, Nikke Codes, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, quency escape queen, red hood poll costume, Rewards, rouge, smp, Special Recruit, tove baseball fan, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and outrageous costumes.

Are you ready to face off against the JINX PLAYER and the NONSENSE RED in a battle for the ages? Or how about teaming up for the Union Raid and taking down enemies like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Co-Op: Modernia event where you’ll navigate through a modern world filled with surprises. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Phantom Thief VS Detective showdown – the drama is real, folks!

Join now and recruit characters like Rouge and Quency: Escape Queen to your team. And keep an eye out for special recruits like Phantom, who will bring even more chaos to the SMP.

Need a new look? Check out our Costume Passes, including Leona’s Zoo Keeper outfit and Miranda’s Thief of Justice ensemble. And don’t forget to login for Tove’s Baseball Fan costume – because who doesn’t want to look stylish while playing Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

NoKidsAllowedWedding

adult-focused celebration, child-free wedding, childcare challenges, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, NoKidsAllowedWedding, sibling conflict, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding day boundaries, wedding day decisions, wedding day preferences, wedding day priorities, wedding etiquette, wedding guest accommodations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a child-free experience just like this wedding! We understand the struggle of dealing with kids running around and causing chaos, so we’ve created a server where only adults are allowed. No more worrying about toddler meltdowns or crying kids during important moments.

Join us for a relaxed, adult-focused atmosphere where you can build, mine, and explore without any interruptions from little ones. Plus, if anyone threatens not to come because they can’t bring their kids, we’ll just ban them from the server – problem solved!

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing the rules, stick to what you want and enjoy a child-free Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, join us and let’s tear the virtual family apart together!

SurvivingCoIn2021 – Minecraft SMP

Business, Company, Corporation, Endurance, Enduring, Everlasting, exists, historical, Legacy, Longevity, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, remarkable, resilience, smp, Surprising, Surviving, SurvivingCoIn2021, Today, UNBELIEVABLE, uncommon, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	4687
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PieCraftFunLand

Apple Pie, banana cream pie, blackberry pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, chocolate pie, coconut cream pie, comfort food, favorite dessert, favorite pie, homemade pie, key lime pie, lemon meringue pie, mixed berry pie, peach pie, pecan pie, PieCraftFunLand, pumpkin pie, raspberry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, sweet treats

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	9789	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Do you like pie? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of pie! That’s right, you can mine through layers of cherry, apple, and even pumpkin pie to find hidden treasures and delicious surprises. Plus, our pie-themed mobs are a hoot – watch out for the Creeper Pie, who explodes into a shower of whipped cream and sprinkles! So come join us and satisfy your sweet tooth while you mine, build, and explore in the most delicious Minecraft server around!

DonbasCowboyCraft

Conflict, death, Donbas Cowboy, DonbasCowboyCraft, eastern europe, foreign correspondent, international relations, investigative journalism, Journalism, Killed, Media, Military Action, Moscow, Politics, Propaganda, Propagandist, russia, Russian troops, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Star Shards Collected:	142
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow

Epuucs Public Server

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	900905
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Come and join Epuuc’s 1.21 Public Server! Only available for Java Edition.

Server sport a nice community with land claiming to make sure you keep your stuff safe, no PVP in your claims so you wont get killed in your house. Server also has MCMMO for some extra goals and competition between players. Invite your friends and start your 2-week grind here 🙂

mc.epuuc.dev

Georgypop SMP

1.19.4, Adventure, building, Cracked Support, creativity, Discord, Exploring, Georgypop SMP, java, Minecraft, nbs music, open world, plasmo voice mod, proximity voicechat, Random teleport, Shops, Survival, Survival World, Trading, two cities, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	329
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	8729
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Dive into an open world experience where creativity and adventure thrive. Explore a vast landscape with endless possibilities, centered around two main cities bustling with life. These cities feature shops where you can trade and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or just enjoy a laid-back Minecraft experience, our server offers a straightforward, nofrills environment perfect for all types of players.

Open 1.19.4 survival world with random wild teleport using /rtp

nbs music, proximity voicechat using plasmo voice mod. linked on discord

Cracked support

Versions: 1.19.4 + Java

And so much more!

Join us and start your adventure today!

georgypop.secton.org

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	6027
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.