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GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	267	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6156	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	3808	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	208567
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	192	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Animals Bred:	118
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	719219
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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