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DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1600
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7884	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

fucked up, fucked up person, fucked up piece of shit, fucked up piece of shit person, Minecraft, person, piece of shit, piece of shit person, pixelated, Server, Trash, Ugly, ugly fucked up, ugly fucked up person, ugly fucked up piece, ugly fucked up piece of shit, ugly fucked up piece of shit person, ugly person, ugly piece of shit, ugly piece of shit person

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

challenging beliefs, Character development, compassion, Empathy, facing failure, gaining wisdom, Gratitude, Humblecraft, HumbleHumbling, humbling experience, humility, inner strength, introspection, learning from mistakes, life changing events, life lessons, overcoming ego, personal growth, perspective shift, self reflection, smp, transformative moments, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1711
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

BlockyLoveLessons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Star Shards Collected:	142
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	46434
Players Killed by Monsters:	294	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

GazaPrideCraft

1 million, activism, Community, donation, equality, fundraising, gaza, GazaPrideCraft, group, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love, MIDDLE EAST, offers, Peace, pride parade, solidarity, Support, US

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9752

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!