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WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	7022
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	676612	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	684	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1931
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8372	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1380	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!