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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	761949
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Animals Bred:	186
Dragon Eggs Found:	3214	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5666
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	7375
Potions Brewed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6600
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	78
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7063
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	650	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!