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WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Emeralds Found:	6304	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	2907
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	297	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

mc.mutuacraft.com

Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

bedrock, blast, Boogaloo, Builds, Community, Creative, creeper, Discord, Economy, Edition, Electric, Events, Factions, java, Land, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Overview
Server Name:	Charged Creeper
Launch Date:	March 2024
Features:	Lite RPG experience Excellent QoL features Voting system Player economy Cross-platform play Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu
Website:	chargedcreeper.com
Discord Channel:	discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
Java IP:	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port:	25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

2. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

3. How can I connect to the server?

For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.

Stone Age Minecraft Server

age, Anime, best girl, character comparison, chemistry, debate, dr stone, Fandom, favorite character, frequent appearances, Girl Power, H2SO4-chan, HNO3-chan, kawaii human form, Manga, Minecraft, nitric acid, nitric-chan, science fiction, Server, STONE, sulfuric acid, sulfuric-chan

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, archives, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., interactives, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, Switcheroos Edition, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?