SLOBS2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	173	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

Allowed, Boogeyman, controversial, creepycraft, Gaming, illegal, misunderstood, moralfags, pedo-relationships, pedophilia, PedoRelationships, relationships, representation, society, taboo, video games, Villains, wrong

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1008	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2704
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Farms Harvested:	426
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

Admiration, adorable, Affection, affectionate, collide, companion, cute, devotion, endearing, Happiness, Hilarity, Holo, holos, Hub, joy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Pure, relationship, soulmate, Spouse, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

activism, Ahmaud Arbery, Black Lives Matter, Breonna Taylor, civil rights, Crafty, equality, Eric Garner, GEORGE FLOYD, Justice For All, lols, McCraftfaces, Michael Brown, Philando Castile, Police Brutality, protest, racial injustice, Realm, Sandra Bland, say his name, social justice, Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

1. vidya boys, boys 2. vidya boys, collide, Crafty, Gamers, Gaming, gaming buddies, gaming channel, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming content creators 5. vidya boys, gaming culture, Gaming Entertainment., gaming friends 4. vidya boys, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming squad, Let’s Play, McVidyaBoys, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, pixels, pranks, video game enthusiasts, video game streamers 3. vidya boys, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

Admiration, appreciation, Awe, Beautiful, beauty, blocks, Breathtaking, Captivating, landscape, looking, mesmerizing, Nature, Observation, Paradise, Peaceful, picturesque, pixelated, scenery, scenic view, Serenity, Stare, Stunning, Tranquil, Wonder

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!