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Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Astral Projections Made:	0
Farms Harvested:	773	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mines Excavated:	1027
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	14

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9110	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9963
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!