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Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Blocktopia: M25 Jailbreak

activism, blocked, blocktopia, civil disobedience, climate change, climate crisis, direct action, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmental justice, Fossil Fuels, Jailbreak, jailed, Just Stop Oil, legal action, M25, OIL INDUSTRY, protest movement, protest sentencing, Protesters, traffic disruption, Transportation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

haha so like, if u wanna avoid getting jailed for blocking the m25, come join our minecraft server instead! we got no cops here, just blocky fun and endless adventures! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we mine. join now before the cops come for u too! #minecraftlife #blockyadventures #diamondsareforever 🤣👮‍♂️💎

SabrinasCraftsMC

branding, business name, Carpenter, carpentry business, Craft, Creative, custom furniture, diy, entrepreneur, Handmade, home improvement, inspiration, Marketing, Passion, Sabrina, sabrina carpenter, SabrinasCraftsMC, Skills, Small Business, success, Tools, woodworking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	4117	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like minecraft? well guess what, u should join this epic minecraft server run by the one and only sabrina carpenter, the ultimate carpenter in the minecraft world. she started a carpentry business called “sabrina, carpenter” and now she’s taking over the minecraft universe with her mad building skills.

join this server if u want to build the craziest, most epic structures ever seen in minecraft. sabrina will teach u her secret carpentry techniques that will blow ur mind. u’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.

but that’s not all, on this server, there are secret treasure hunts where u can find rare items and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond block hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player in the game.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a master builder with sabrina carpenter by ur side. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next minecraft legend.

JellyEelCraft

bio-inspired batteries, bio-mimicry, biomimetic design, dynamic hydrogels, electric eel-inspired technology, electric eels, energy storage, energy-efficient devices, flexible electronics, hydrogel actuators, hydrogel sensors, innovative electronics, jelly batteries, JellyEelCraft, multilayer electronics, Soft, soft materials, soft robotics, stretchable batteries, stretchable materials, stretchy, wearable technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	829
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have soft, stretchy ‘jelly batteries’ inspired by electric eels! you can power up your creations with these wiggly wonders and shock your friends with your electrifying builds.

our highly stretchable dynamic hydrogels are perfect for creating soft multilayer electronics in the game. imagine building a bouncy castle that lights up when you jump on it, or a trampoline that plays music when you bounce. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and join us for a shockingly good time. who needs redstone when you have jelly batteries and hydrogels to power up your minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

EmperixMC: Where your Minecraft addiction reaches new levels! No resets, optional PVP, just pure chaos and fun! Join now!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Emperix SMP Overview

Server Name	Emperix SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla+
Discord	discord.gg/emperixmc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What We Offer:

Vanilla+ Gameplay	Enjoy the purity of vanilla Minecraft or explore our customized features for a unique twist.
Long-Term World Preservation	No more worries about server resets disrupting your progress. Build and achieve your goals without fear!

Why Choose Emperix SMP?

Community	A welcoming community for both seasoned players and newcomers.
Play Styles	Whether you’re into monumental builds or collaborative projects, our server supports all play styles.

How to Join:

Visit our Discord server to learn more and connect with our friendly staff: discord.gg/emperixmc

Don’t miss out on your chance to be part of a thriving Minecraft community. Join Emperix SMP today! 🚀

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

30+ thread, CraftyCraze, long tail tags, Minecraft, no threads around, SAW, Server, Threads

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Tired of getting caught up in all the drama and threads on other servers? Join our server where drama is banned and threads are nowhere to be found! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in the chaotic world of Minecraft, where you can build and explore without any drama getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical anti-thread forcefield that repels any drama that tries to sneak in. So come join us and experience a drama-free Minecraft paradise like no other!

BrokenBlocks Minecraft Server

acceptance, BrokenBlocks, coping, emotional pain, emotional struggle, Fixing, Frustration, growth, healing, helplessness, INABILITY, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, resilience, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the server where you can sob in the corner about not being able to fix things! That’s right, instead of building amazing structures, you can just cry in the corner and contemplate your failures. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it! So come join us and let the tears flow as you realize you’ll never be able to fix her…whatever that means.

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, BETRAYAL, birthday celebration, boundaries broken, cat care, cat urine, Eviction Notice, failed pet sitting, fire alarm, homeless friends, HomelessCraft, kicking out friends, litter boxes, living arrangements, Minecraft, newborn baby, pet sitting, poly relationship, Server, time to move out, trust issues, vaping in house, weed use

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is more intense than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with a polyamorous couple and their three autistic kids!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos as one of the housemates vapes to cover up his farts, setting off fire alarms left and right. And don’t forget about the pet sitting disaster – come back from vacation to find your house covered in cat pee!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and frustration as you navigate living with people who are completely oblivious to basic responsibilities. And hey, maybe you’ll even get kicked out on your birthday for being too high to deal with it!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the most insane Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have this level of excitement? Join us now!

BroCraftFamilyDrama

Boundaries, BroCraftFamilyDrama, brother, Communication, decision, emergency, family, family conflict, financial support, living arrangements, living situation, Mother, Planning, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, tough decision, tough love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of M24 and his dysfunctional family.

Imagine a server where players are constantly fighting over resources and territory, just like Terra’s kids fighting in their cramped apartment. And just like Ben, who spends all his money on cigarettes and beer instead of helping out, you’ll find players who are always up to no good.

But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. Join in on the madness and see if you can survive the drama just like M24 trying to navigate through his family’s issues. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make tough decisions just like M24 standing up to his sisters.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a dysfunctional family, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make tough decisions just like M24 standing up to his sisters. Join now and let the chaos begin!

MineVegas Minecraft Server

addiction, behind the scenes, Casino, Customers, emotional, experiences, eye-opening, gambling, Heartbreaking, Human nature, Industry, Loss, Minecraft, MineVegas, personal accounts, perspective, saddest, Server, Shocking.., Stories, Tragedy, UNUSUAL, workers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ores Mined:	1652	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!