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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 427 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.