🔥Slippery Squire Edition Minecraft Servers

HelluvaHotelMC SMP #1990

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Animals Bred:	200
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	924	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where demons try to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone!

In this server, you can run your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who needs a regular job when you can be a demon entrepreneur in Hell? Plus, there’s a receptionist hellhound named Loona – what more could you ask for?

Join now and experience the chaos of running a startup in Hell. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make it to Heaven by checking out of our demon hotel. It’s a wild ride filled with laughs, screams, and maybe a little bit of fire. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

Blacks, CENTERED, cognitive dissonance, Colonization, colorfulcraft, colorism, darker skinned, discrimination, discussion, EURO, Euro centered, Identity, mental colonization, model minorities, Oppression, race relations, racism, SELF AWARENESS, Shades, Social Issues, society, Uncle Toms, Western, western society, Whites

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5193
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3579	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	183
Dragon Eggs Found:	3740	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8477	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Love Letters Sent:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Vtubing LOLcraft: Where Laughter is the Best Block in Town!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1828	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Fibs: Where lying is just a game, not a life goal! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious deceit!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3021	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a pathological liar is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of deceit, deception, and hilarious consequences.

Ever wanted to test out all your dialogue choices in real life? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Convince your friends you’re a secret agent, a millionaire, or even a unicorn trainer – the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy when everyone is spinning wild tales. One time, a player convinced the entire server they were actually a talking cat from outer space. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re ready to let your imagination run wild and see just how far you can stretch the truth, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the master of deception in no time!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

FrostyFails – The Iceberg of Epic Fails #404

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic 1.7 update that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake in excitement. Our ASMR preview will have you feeling tingles like never before as you explore the depths of our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events will have you battling bosses, exploring battle stages, and diving into the mysterious “Gradient of Souls” in version 1.7. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners – you won’t believe the insane weapons and characters you can unlock.

And if you’re worried about resources, don’t fret! Check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin for all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game. Plus, fill out our Friends Form to connect with other players who are just as obsessed with this server as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from the main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!