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Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ores Mined:	8798

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1602	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	185

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1605	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3501
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Ores Mined:	5112

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5325
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3155	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

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