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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4512 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!