SLIMs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5987
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Votes:	478	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3954
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4565	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	723773	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Magic Items Found:	3386	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!