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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3691	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	2612
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magic Items Found:	5718
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Emeralds Found:	3232	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6413	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	1298	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!