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CraftyCIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and forget about Martin Luther King! Our community is so lit, even the CIA is dropping sick rhymes and handing out bandanas like it’s nobody’s business. Join us as we dissolve communities and engage in some serious block-breaking crime. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world, because on this server, anything goes!

RespawnRevolt

ashes, beauty, Best Friend, body possessions, bras, broken ribs, cremation, DOCTORS, family cemetery, Grief, health issues, medical decisions, medical directive, micromanage, Nature, power of attorney, religious beliefs, religious burial, RespawnRevolt, resuscitation, Siblings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	8737
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4709

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from overbearing parents and live your best virtual life! Join us if you want to avoid being buried alive by your family against your wishes – we promise no one will force you into a coffin here! Our server is bra-free zone, because who needs painful undergarments when you can build and explore freely?

We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who want to control every aspect of your life, so come join us and make your own decisions without any interference. Plus, we have a special feature where you can scatter your ashes in beautiful virtual landscapes, no family drama involved.

So if you’re tired of being micromanaged in real life, hop on our server and create the life you truly desire – no family interference allowed!

WeaknessCraft Minecraft Server

character flaw, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal weakness, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-improvement goals, self-improvement journey, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement techniques, self-improvement tips, Server, Vulnerability, WeaknessCraft, worst weakness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and dominate the virtual world like a boss? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for hardcore gamers and casual players alike!

Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to your greatness. Don’t be a chicken, join us now and let the fun begin!

AncientFunk: Dive into the past and groove with the Egyptians, learning the secrets of their dance moves!

Adventure, ancient China, Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, ancient greece, ancient india, ancient Persia, ancient rome, Ancient Ruins, AncientFunk, archaeology, culture, Dance, Dive, egyptians, Experience, Exploration, Groove, historical sites, History, Incan civilization, learning, Mayan civilization, Mesopotamian civilization, Moves, Secrets, travel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8213
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	1402	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the ancient civilization of the Chicken Empire! 🐔

Join us for a week of epic quests and adventures as you explore the majestic Chicken Pyramids, battle fierce Chicken Warriors, and uncover the secrets of the legendary Chicken Scrolls.

But beware, for the Chicken Emperor is always watching, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter his domain. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Chicken Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest chicken-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! 🐓🔥🏰

GazaHostageRescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue hostages from gaza like IDF special forces!!! we saved noa, shlomi, almog and andrey from the clutches of evil!!! now they play minecraft with us and build epic structures to show off their gratitude!!! join us for crazy adventures and epic battles against the forces of darkness!!! who needs gaza when you can have a blast on our server!!! come join now and be a hero like IDF special forces!!!

RescueCraft: Noa, Andrey, Shlomi, Almog

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the IDF swoops in to rescue hostages like Noa Argamani, Andrey Kozlov, Shlomi Ziv, and Almog Meir from evil creepers and zombies! we have top-notch security measures in place to ensure your safety while you mine and build to your heart’s content. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your block off all day long. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

HD Ads, No Buffer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

yo, u ever had an ad buffer? like, what even is that voodoo magic?! come join our minecraft server and escape the ad buffers of the real world! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and cookies (yes, cookies)! plus, our resident zombie pigman tells the best dad jokes ever. join us and let your inner blocky adventurer run wild!

PrimeMiner Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of Pierre “Simple Goy” Poilievre trying to run the show? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Fruity Trudy is the supreme ruler! She’ll lead us to victory with her rainbow powers and endless stash of fruit snacks. Plus, rumor has it that she can tame creepers with just a smile. Say goodbye to boring old politicians and hello to a fruity new world on our server!

Hyakkano’s 100 Girlfriend Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Get ready to embark on the ultimate quest to find all the hidden girlfriends in our Minecraft server! Our S2 update features a whole new visual overhaul and a cast of characters that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Join us as we dive into the chaotic world of love and relationships in Minecraft, where every block you break could lead you to your next virtual soulmate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to swipe right on some pixelated romance, because on this server, love is just a block away.

PetPals Minecraft Server – Share your pet’s fun fact!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Votes:	2541
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can actually do backflips while riding a unicycle! He’s the star of our daily piggy talent show where he wows the audience with his impressive skills. Join our server and witness the amazing Sir Oinksalot in action, along with many other wacky pets with their own unique talents!