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PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Emeralds Found:	1480	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mines Excavated:	4411	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5775	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	94
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?