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No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 145595258, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!

So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

CookieCraft SMP

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.

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Deep End Divas Minecraft Server

deep, deep end, DIVAS, empowerment, equality, feminism, funny, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, humor, LAUGHING, Minecraft, satire, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Women, women’s humor, women’s issues, women’s perspective, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	722
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Rejected 82K Minecraft SMP

82K, above 82k, bearish trend, cryptocurrency, financial markets, haha, investing, learn, low, market analysis, market psychology, market sentiment, Minecraft, price movement, price prediction, price speculation, REJECTED, resistance level, smp, speculation, support level, Trading, volatility

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	319
Divine Spears Created:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of dirt in the server.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	907

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, Communication, Competitions, FAQs, fart cc, Info, Leagues V Teasers, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, Podcast Pilot EP2, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, The Curse of Arrav, The Future of OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2847
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of sheep start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about building a majestic castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hungry creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of talking llamas. And don’t even get us started on our achievement diaries – completing them will give you powers beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Real or AI Minecraft SMP?

4th wall breaking style, AI algorithm, Batgirl, controversy, dc comics, Deadpool and Wolverine, defamation suit, entertainment industry, Hollywood, lawsuit, legal battle, Marvel, Minecraft, Misogyny, movie industry, real, Rumors, ryan reynolds, she-hulk, shlock, smp, superhero comedy, tatiana maslany

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a superhero movie crossover! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle between She-Hulk and Deadpool as they fight over screen time. Will Tatiana Maslany come out on top or will Ryan Reynolds prove he’s the true king of the 4th wall breaking style?

But that’s not all! We also have secret vaults filled with deleted scenes, just like in the Batgirl movie. Who knows what kind of hidden treasures you’ll find in there. And if you join now, you might even get a chance to be a part of the defamation suit between Reynolds and Maslany. Who needs superhero powers when you have legal drama to keep you entertained?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

BudakMC

Afk, bedrock, BudakMC, Community, CONTENT, Explore, Fresh, Friendly, Friends, Immerse, java, Malaysian, MONEY, PvP, Server, Survival, Twist, Unique, Updates

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	349229	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491

Survival server with a unique twist, available in Java and Bedrock! Immerse yourself in a world where you can PvP, earn money, AFK and much more you can do, all in one place. Unlike other Malaysian Minecraft servers, this server is designed to foster a friendly community and help you make new friends. Look forward to the latest updates and fresh content from time to time to ensure there is something new to explore!

play.budakmc.fun:25571

Born Too Late Minecraft Server

1970s, 70s fashion, Born, born too late, crime documentary, crime history, dark humor, dark past, Horror, Late, Minecraft, missed era, missed opportunity, murder spree, Nostalgia, psychological thriller, regret, serial killer, serial killer obsession, Server, Thriller, true crime, twisted nostalgia, vintage

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2551	Towns Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6785	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9344
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the 1970s, where serial killers roamed the streets in a bull run like no other! Join us for a killer time as you dodge psychopaths and try to survive in this crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have adrenaline pumping through your veins? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate thrill ride!

Ink About It Minecraft SMP – Ika Musume De Geso

adorable, Anime, Cephalopod, comedy, cute, de geso, funny, geso, humor, Ika, Ika Musume, ink, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, marine life, Minecraft, Musume, quirky, sea creature, slapstick, smp, squid girl, tentacles, Underwater

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1021
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to collect as much ink as possible because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be like Ika Musume?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater civilization of squid people who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best squid puns. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted ink sacs guarded by a giant squid boss that you can only defeat by challenging it to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into a world of ink-sational adventures! Just don’t forget to bring your squid hat and ink-proof armor, things can get pretty messy around here. GESO!