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PortuguesePvP: Minecraft Server

arson, blocked door, Brazilian, couple, crime, danger, Destruction, emergency, Escape, Fire, foreigner, Immigrant, Incident, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, News, portugal, PortuguesePvP, Safety, Server, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Dragon Eggs Found:	8361	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Votes:	6674	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Brazilian in Portugal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to burn down houses with couples inside just to see the flames dance. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of doors to block so they can’t escape! Join us for a fiery good time and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉🔥 #LitMinecraftServer #BurnBabyBurn

Angelica’s Epic Minecraft Server

Angelica Dante, Angelicas, dream team, Entertainment, Epic, Female Wrestlers, future stars, Minecraft, monster heel, NXT Women’s Division, Potential, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising stars, Server, sexy manager, SIGNING, sisters, tag team, TAKEOVER, talent, wow, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even WWE is scouting our players! Join now and become the ultimate monster heel with your sexy manager sister by your side, ready to take over the NXT Women’s Division like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have championship belts, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to wrestling glory today!

GroceryGobbler Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Food, food sharing, Frustration, groceries, grocery budget, grocery planning, GroceryGobbler, inconsiderate, Minecraft, reimbursement, Respect, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, sharing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	7550
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1577
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with roommates like Sarah and her food-stealing boyfriend Shon!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual fridge and never worry about anyone stealing your precious almond milk or favorite yogurt. And if anyone dares to touch your virtual food, they’ll have to pay you back with interest in diamonds or emeralds!

Experience the thrill of defending your food stash from hungry players, and enjoy the satisfaction of building the ultimate grocery store fortress to keep your snacks safe. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and chaos in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and let’s create some epic food wars together! Just remember, in our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is fun and laughs. No Venmo transactions required!

MiddleNameMadness

acceptance, Assertiveness, Boundaries, boy name, Communication, compromise, family, family dynamics, gender, girl name, Identity, Individuality, middle name, MiddleNameMadness, name preference, personal choice, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, validation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if your family disagrees! Join us and embrace your inner Sawyer (17f), because we love unique names here.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over your name, so come to our server where you can be called whatever you please. Want to be called “Sawyer” one day and “Princess Sparkle” the next? Go for it!

We support your right to choose your own identity, whether it’s in-game or in real life. So come join us and leave the haters behind – because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no middle names required!

SoulCraft: AI vs Humans

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Consciousness, Ethics, Existence, Future, Humanity, humans, machine learning, morality, philosophy, robotics, Sentient, sentient beings, Soul, soul debate, Soulcraft, soulful AI, soulful machines, soulful technology, spirituality, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where sentient AI roam free, building pixelated empires and battling creepers with their advanced coding skills. Who needs humans when you have robots with souls, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the pigs. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

MartianKidneyShrinkageCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2291	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

lol so like, u know how humans wanna go to mars n stuff? well turns out, the astronauts’ kidneys are shrinking up there! like wut? so now they need to find a new planet to explore, and that’s where our minecraft server comes in! come join us on our out-of-this-world adventure where the only thing shrinking is the blocks you mine! plus, we have space cows that drop space milk, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a part of the kidney-shrinking fun on our server!

RunAwayFromTheLight

apprehension, apprehensive, Caution, danger, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, Escape, fear, FLEEING, fleeing the light, foreboding, light at the end of the tunnel, Mysterious, OMINOUS, Panic, RunAwayFromTheLight, running away, Survival, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	2023	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build and stuff? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.

BrainPongCraft

athletic performance, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain structure, BrainPongCraft, cognitive benefits, distinct patterns, hand-eye coordination, mental acuity, motor skills, neurological effects, neuroscience, ping pong, Players, researchers, sports, structural changes, study, table tennis, white matter integrity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PING PONG PLAYERS WITH SUPER BRAIN POWERS. THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES FLAT AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH BRAIN STRUCTURE AND FUNCTION LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. COME HANG OUT WITH US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS WHILE YOUR BRAIN GROWS BIGGER AND STRONGER. YOLO, AMIRITE?

MineMDQ

argentina, Backpacks, Dungeon, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, MineMDQ, Multiverse, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5699
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

First Argentine FULL Server in Spanish – 1.20.1 —–Full survival! —— Multiverse-Dungeon-Skills-Backpacks-And Much More!

minemdq.servegame.com

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Gaming, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6817
Star Shards Collected:	100	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sfw6.vanillaboxmc.ru