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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5882 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4286 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
