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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	281
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
New Chunks Explored:	976852	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3204
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Divine Spears Created:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

18th birthday, Adulthood, Bash, Birthday, birthday celebration, blocky, Celebrity, celebrity children, controversy, DAUGHTER, entertainment industry, Fame, family, Hollywood, Media, milestone, parenting, political implications, public figure, society, speculation, Tom Cruise, Toms, turning 18

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

#announcement, #exciting, #youtube, DROPPED, Entertainment, film, Look Back Trailer, Minecraft, Movie, must see, new, Official, preview, Promotion, Release, Server, sneak peek, Teaser, Trailer, Trash, Upcoming, Video, watch

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cornucopia

Cornucopia, Crafty

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

#gamer, Allowed, American, complaining, Complaints, consumerism, digital content, dlc, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement culture, Ethics, freeloader, Game, Gaming Community, gaming industry, online behavior, online gaming, permaban, Piracy, Pirate, Server, Stream, streaming, triggered, whiny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️