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Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Void Gems Collected:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	1749
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	8300
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

arrivederci, ciao, end of Italy, end of the line, end of the road, Farewell, farewell Italy, final farewell, Game, Goodbye, goodbye Italy, I’m sorry, It’s ovah, Italian farewell, Italian goodbye, italy, Last Goodbye, leaving Italy, moving on, Parting Ways, saying goodbye, steve

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	293158

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

big 3, big 3 influence, blocky, Bois, club, influence, long trail

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	915
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

acceptance, bullying, CraftyFagz, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., Diversity, equality, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful words, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, worries

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

Background, blocky, Class, class dynamics, Clown, Country, economic class, education, Flag, income, Lifestyle, McBlockface, middle class, Minecraft, opportunities, Privilege, Server, social class, social hierarchy, society, Status, upbringing, Upper Class, wealth, Working class

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!