slick 3. polished – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

Beach, beach body, Bodies, body goals, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, confidence boost, fitness journey, healthy living, pixels, progress, Ready, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-transformation, Summer, summer prep, SummerCraft, transformation, wellness, workout routine

Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

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IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

bride price, Commitment, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural values, diamonds, dowry, family dynamics, financial obligations, financial transaction, Gender Roles, Indonesian culture, Indonesian woman, IndoWifeCraft, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Marry, matrimonial customs, relationship, societal expectations, traditional customs, wedding ceremony

Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?

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Crafty Vtuber Bots: Chat with Your ‘/wAIfu/’ AI

4chan Bot List, Agnai, AI Vtuber Chatbots, Anchor Post Template, auto-summary, Big(small) cat edition, Bot List, Bots, CAI Guides, caps archive, Character Editor, Chat, Claude API, comparison, Crafty, discord server, IRC channel, Lion taming, Local Guides, multi-bot chats, OP Template, pygmalion, Tavern Card Archive, Text formatting Scripts, Vtuber, waifu, wordclouds.

🤣 Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft server out there! 🐱

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about big(small) cats! That’s right, we have lions, tigers, and even cheetahs roaming around our virtual world. And the best part? You can tame them all!

Join us for some wild adventures like Lion Taming Tuesdays and Tiger Tag Thursdays. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Big Cat Whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced AI Vtuber Chatbots. Chat with them, befriend them, or even challenge them to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with talking cats and dancing robots. Don’t miss out on the fun! 🎮🐾

And remember, when in doubt, just meow it out! 😹

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BlazeCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 at Del Taco

4/20, anniversary, April 20th, BlazeCraft, Cannabis, celebration, controversial, Day, del, DeltaCo, Event, fast food, food truck, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hitler’s Birthday, late night, Marijuana, Munchies, Party, special occasion, taco, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

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Rainbow Creeper Kingdom

burden, celebrating deaths, creeper, criminal, criminal niggers, crossdressing, Diss their opps, enemies, Faggots, firearm ownership, intolerable, Kingdom, niggers, RAINBOW, rainbow flaggers, society, sodomy, tolerable, trannys, Unintelligent, violence, woke mob, Worship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟

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CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

Benchmark, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Seraph, Shirogane

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

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Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

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Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

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RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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