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CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	377
Potions Brewed:	165	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Chat, chat history, chat phenomenon, chat reaction, Digital Media, History, iconic, iconic chat, iconic moment, iconic vtuber, internet culture, Livestream, memorable chat, Online Community, popular chat, social media, trending chat, viral moment, virtual entertainment, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!