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SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need coffee

#cantsleep, #earlymorning, #needcoffee, #needrest, #nightowl, #sleeplessnight, #sleepyaf, #sleepyeyes, #sleepyhead, #sleepyheadclub, #sleepymood, #sleepyvibes, #sotired, #wideawake, bedtime, coffee, CREEPERS, exhausted, insomnia, sleepy, SleepyCraft, Sleepytime, tired

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of feeling like shit at 2am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality by building a virtual world where you can be the king of the night! Say goodbye to feeling like crap and hello to endless adventures and fun on our server. Who needs sleep when you can mine diamonds and slay zombies all night long? Join now and never feel like shit at 2am again!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	416
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	1311	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	5392
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Magic Items Found:	3089	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	845
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	283696	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Votes:	6822
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.