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SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need coffee

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of feeling like shit at 2am? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality by building a virtual world where you can be the king of the night! Say goodbye to feeling like crap and hello to endless adventures and fun on our server. Who needs sleep when you can mine diamonds and slay zombies all night long? Join now and never feel like shit at 2am again!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Votes:	9254	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Votes:	8878
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	New Chunks Explored:	344447
Enchantments Applied:	279	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	4964	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8280	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

CraftyTravelz

authentic experiences, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list destinations, CraftyTravelz, cultural immersion, enriching travel experiences, hidden gems, lasting impression, life-changing trips, local traditions, memorable encounters, Off the beaten path, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, spiritual awakening, transformative journeys, travel memories, unexpected encounters, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable moments, unique travel experiences

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	4459
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).