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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	165	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	134
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	131	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	3244	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8137	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Buildings Constructed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	129688	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Void Armor Forged:	22

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!