BetaLands

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Server Overview
Version: b1.7.3
Players: ~15 daily

FAQs

What is the server version?

The server is running on version b1.7.3.

How many players are usually online?

There are approximately 15 players online daily.

Can new players join?

Yes, new players can join by contacting the server admin.

What happens once the world is closed off to new players?

Once the world is closed off, it will become the forever Minecraft world for the existing players to keep updating and playing.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please contact the server admin for more information.

Surviving the Blocks of Reality

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Join the Server of Eternal Confusion and Reflections of Reality!

Why ponder the void of existence when you can join the metaphysical abyss known as “CreeperNonsenseLand”? It’s not merely a Minecraft server, it’s a portal to a dimension where nightmares dance on the edge of sanity. Have you ever questioned if you’re really awake, or just a pixelated puppet in a shadowy carnival run by disembodied voices? Join us, because if you don’t, did you ever really exist at all? Exactly.

Features of the Oblivion!

Cursed Feature	Causation
Infinite Suffering Mode	Every block you mine summons 3 alternate realities!
Zombie Karaoke Night	Participate in a singing contest! Lose your sanity in the process!
Magic Quantum Sheep	Sheep that replicate your existential crises in wool form!
Mineshaft of Lost Dreams	Deep, dark tunnels echo your childhood fears; bring a shovel!
Unicorn Slaughterhouse	Because glitter is the opposite of survival instinct!

FAQ: Ask? Why Bother!

Question	Answer
Can I build in this server?	Why would you want to build when everything is crumbling anyway?
What’s the server theme?	Is there a theme when reality itself is but a fleeting thought? Explore and become!
How do I level up?	Levels are just social constructs imposed by the bedrock of capitalism!
Is there a story?	All stories end in tears; pick your poison. Or don’t, who cares?

Random Quotes from the Void!

“Paying for therapy is consumerism trash idc that a male choke holderme…” “cause humans are animals and I am alive…” “the beating was nothing compared to the weight of the universe.” **- A Traveler from Beyond Time

Crafting Dry Weddings 😂

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Welcome to "No Spirits Allowed: The Wedding Apocalypse"

Unravel the twisted fate of matrimony in a realm where the bride and groom’s non-drinking edict creates a spectacle of catastrophic proportions. Here, chaos reigns as a simple wedding plan morphs into an existential wrestling match between family boozers and the sober couple’s aspirations. Join us in the game fueled by societal pressure and unconventional choices, where every block is a decision and every pixel a riot of indecision.

Enter the Fray: A Toastless Wonderland

Imagine a world where the air is thick with tension and your happiest day could descend into chaos at the mere whiff of fermentation. Why are the guests rebelling? Have they forgotten the ancient lore of No-Drink ceremonies? Join us as we delve deep into a drama that spirals towards the absurd.

Features & Mechanics of the Mad Kingdom

Feature	Description
Sober Zones	Create pockets of peace where no refreshing beverages dare to tread.
Guilty Conscience NPCs	Encounter family members who lurk, armed with contraband bottles—chase them away!
Kick Out Minigame	Misfit un-invitees must escape the Ejection Zone or face serious consequences!
Deceptive Toast Mode	Lies will flow easier than wine—glitches allow for false toasts!
Bribery Boss Battles	Family members will attempt to bribe you with emotional guilt—resist!

The Laws of the Land (or Why We Exist)

"You think it’s just a wedding? Think again. It’s a battleground where traditions clash in a visually-confounding skirmish of chaos!"

Conspiracy Theories of the Uninvited

"The Booze Brigade": A secret society operates in the shadows, determined to sabotage the wedding for their own devilish enjoyment. Rumor has it they’ve already infiltrated halfway through the planning phase…
Aversion to Commitment: Is the couple’s determination to banish alcohol a deeper reflection of their views on reality? What if sobriety is the only escape from the impending wedding-induced madness?

Testimonies from the Ensnared

"I brought tequila nobody asked for, and now they’re framing me! All I wanted was some party—was that so wrong?" — Anonymous Rebel

"They think not having drinks turns this into a sober fest? I plan to drink invisibly, like a ghost at the altar!" — Haunting Drunkard

Secret Features Unveiled (Or Are They?)

Invisible Spirits: Glitch your way to obtaining ghostly potions that create the illusion of grandeur without the risk of hangovers!
Clandestine Chill Zones: Find hidden areas where the children of sobriety transform their lack of intoxication into newfound power. Shh… it’s forbidden knowledge!

Announce your engagement to chaos! Forge your path through the minefields of family tradition—dare to resist the chaos in this surreal celebration ripped straight from the hall of absurdity!

FAQ: Questions That Lead You Deeper Into Confusion

Q: Why should I play this server? A: Because truth is just a block away from insanity, and reality can be crafted into myriad shapes!

Q: Can I bring my own drinks? A: Only if you wish to be systematically ousted! But do you really want to risk finding the truth behind this rule?

Q: Should I be scared? A: Fear is just another word for thrill; excitement sparks explosive reactions in interactive scenarios!

Join Us… If You Dare

Will you stand against the tide of tradition? Embrace the anarchy! Surround yourself with chaos where family weddings transform into epic sagas of rebellion! Will your virtue withstand the pressures of societal expectations, or will you tumble headfirst into the rabbit hole? Enter "No Spirits Allowed" and carve your legacy among the weary souls navigating the perilous labyrinth of matrimony!

Billionaire’s Secret Minecraft SMP

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OMG, guys, listen up!!! You HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP like right now, or else you’ll be missing out on the craziest adventure of your life! 😱✨ So, picture this: you wake up tomorrow in a world where you magically have $10 million dollars but, uh-oh, nobody is allowed to know not even your grandma who THINKS she’s getting a inground pool in her backyard, LOL! 😂😂 What do you do first?

Well, first off, you gotta build a giant dollar sign made outta gold blocks – but like, make it make fart noises when you walk on it! 🌟💰 Then you can hire a little army of pig-men to do your bidding cause with that cash you can totally buy them a lifetime supply of carrots or whatever pigs love! And guess what? ZOMBIES are now scared of money! Sooo, yeet your way to victory by having stacks of emeralds and diamonds just floating around, confusing the heck outta every creeper! 💣💎

Oh, and here’s the REAL kicker, ok? This SMP has a curse where every time you mine a diamond, it reproduces like rabbits on a sugar high!!! One second it’s just ONE diamond, and then BOOM! You’re covered in 500 diamonds, and your friend can’t take it so he runs off the edge of a mountain screaming, “I’m rich, I’m rich!” 😭🏞️

And let’s not forget the special chests that only spawn at 4:20 AM in-game that give you random items like a pet llama that spits fire, or, like, a sword that sings Justin Bieber songs every time you swing it! I mean, who wouldn’t want that?! 🦙🔥🎤

And don’t even get me started on the WORST part – if you don’t log in at least once a week, your house turns into a giant slime cube! And like, not the cute ones; we’re talking the sticky, glitchy, "why did I sign up for this?" nightmare that consumes everything in its path! So, you have to keep coming back to defend your castle from the dreaded slimer-monsters that want your gold! 😱🟩

If you wanna be part of this chaos, where random explosions might happen because a rogue creeper decided to join the party uninvited, or if you want to experience everyday life like it’s an episode of a soap opera where diamonds have feelings, you absolutely MUST hop on this SMP!!! Sign up with your favorite meme and get ready for a wild ride that even your pet goldfish would be jealous of! 🐠💥

So, what are you waiting for?! Join NOW before it’s too late, and let the BLOCKPARTY commence! 🎉🚀

WTF-in’ Creeper Dates!

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Welcome to the craziest blocky realm you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the ultimate "wtf?!" moments outside of your love life, then you’ve hit the jackpot. Here’s why you need to join us NOW:

First Date Survival Challenge: Forget boring dinner dates! Dive into our First Date Survival Challenge! Land on a floating island with a stranger (also made of blocks, obvi) and try to survive the night while fending off zombie exes yelling "You’ll never find someone like me!" Trust us, that kind of thrill can turn awkward small talk into a battle for survival!
The Creeper Ex Factor: Ever gone out and realized halfway through that your date is a total creeper? Well, here you can experience that in real-life blocks! Our server is infested with emotional Creepers that explode with insightful "he said, she said" gossip every time you step into their territory. Rumor has it, they have the juiciest tales about Steve’s last terrible date with a zombie!
Enchanted Love Potions: Craft your own enchanted love potions that can either make your character irresistibly attractive or, alternatively, cause temporary but hilarious transformations. This week: Turn your date into a chicken and see just how much they can still cluck up a conversation! (Warning: laughter may ensue, or running away in horror!)
Speed Dating with Endermen: Ever wanted to try speed dating with mysterious creatures? Our very own Endermen will teleport in-and-out, whispering sweet nothings in an otherworldly language you’ll definitely need Google Translate for! Watch out though—make eye contact, and they’ll vanish! Talk about keeping you on your toes!
Love-Fueled Redstone Contraptions: Build contraptions that could either win hearts or trigger absolute mayhem. Who wouldn’t want to sweep someone off their feet with a flying machine that drops TNT roses? Just don’t forget to bring your emergency date-repair kit, because nothing says romance like a minor explosion!
Bonus Mystery Dates: Stick around long enough, and you might just stumble into one of our "mystery dates" with notorious mobs like the overdramatic Ender Dragon or even that passive-aggressive Villager who’s always haggling! Will it be love or just an awkward barter? Only one way to find out!

So forget the mundane world of dating apps and boring dinner parties—join us for a blocktacular experience filled with laughs, twists, and mind-boggling "wtf?!" moments. Your next crazy adventure is one bedrock-breaking step away!

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