slayy point funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NightOwlVsEarlyBird – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you night owls and early birds out there!

Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between morning people and night people. Will the morning crew be able to build their epic structures before the night crew comes in and blows them up with TNT? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party that only happens at midnight. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with your fellow night dwellers?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and choose your side in the great morning vs. night war. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and craziest players will survive in this epic showdown!

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CraftyHeartbreakers

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup recovery, CraftyHeartbreakers, DATING, Emotional healing, healing, healing after breakup, healing journey, Healing Process, healing tips, HEARTBREAK, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your next blocky bae! Our server is filled with eligible players who are ready to dig deep into your heart and build a strong relationship with you.

Join us for our weekly speed dating events where you can meet potential partners while racing against creepers and dodging lava pits. Our love experts will be on hand to help you navigate the treacherous waters of post-breakup dating and ensure you find your perfect match.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Diamond, a rare and powerful gem that is said to bring eternal happiness to anyone who finds it. Rumor has it that couples who mine the Love Diamond together will have a bond stronger than diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love mining begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the pixelated pigs and pixelated trees.

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CanopyCarnageMC

#sustainability, Amazon, amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, CanopyCarnageMC, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, Clearance, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, degradation, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Forest, global warming, greenhouse gases, Rainforest, tree canopy

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIKE THE AMAZON BUT WITHOUT THE CARBON, YO. OUR TREE CANOPY IS SO DEGRADED, IT BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T CLEARING THE WHOLE FOREST, JUST PARTS OF IT. COME JOIN US AND HELP US SAVE THE VIRTUAL AMAZON, ONE PIXELATED TREE AT A TIME. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, YO. SO COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🌲💎🤣

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Rarely Online SMP, We Promise We Won’t Actually Play Weekly… Maybe whitelisted

#youtube, 1.21.1, Community, Concept, cracked clients, CST, English, Gear, Grinding, ONLINE, Play, Playtime, Promise, rarely, smp, streaming, Timezone, twitch, Usa, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Whitelisted, WiFi, Wont, work

Server Name	Once-a-Week SMP
Version	1.21.1
Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Schedule	Once a week, same day and time
Players	5-6 members to start
Requirements	18+, English speaking, decent wifi, legitimate game ownership
Streaming/Recording	Allowed and encouraged
Location	USA or close for timing reasons (CST timezone)

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often does the server reset?	The server resets once a week, at the same day and time.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla.
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	Basic rules will be provided upon joining, but generally, respect others and have fun!
Can I record or stream my gameplay on this server?	Yes, recording and streaming are allowed and encouraged.
How can I join the server?	You will need to meet the requirements (18+, English speaking, etc.) and apply for whitelist access.

HololiveRansomCraft Server

#youtube, Accountability, controversy, cyberbullying, deserve, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, HololiveRansomCraft, internet culture, japanese, Justice, Online Community, online harassment, Pay, Server, social media, solidarity, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos happening around them.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ spinning records made of bones.

And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a magical block that can turn any player into a real-life Minecraft character for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to experience life as a blocky, pixelated hero?

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. (Disclaimer: No actual players were harmed in the making of this server description…maybe)

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Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

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HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

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DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

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GrindCraft20sPayOff

GrindCraft20sPayOff

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

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