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EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

astronomical calculations, astronomical events, Astronomy, catastrophic events, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, collision, cosmic threats, Earth, EarthDoomed, existential risks, planetary collision, planetary defense, planetary impact, planetary science, potential disasters, rogue objects, Rogue Planet, RoguePlanetHit, smp, Space, space exploration, space hazards

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a rogue planet hitting Earth level of crazy! We have so many insane things happening, like pigs riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena! It’s wild, I tell ya!

And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground, but don’t tell him I said that). Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of chaos and fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows

awakening, BlockyReality, Coming of Age, dealing with reality, difficult experiences, facing adversity, facing challenges, facing hardships, facing the truth, facing the world, growing up, harsh realities, harsh truth, learning curve, life lessons, life’s struggles, NoSunshineNoRainbows, overcoming obstacles, reality check, realization, tough realization, tough times

When you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up plummeting to your doom. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs off cliffs to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows plotting to take over the world. Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you have chaos and laughter at every turn? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional accidental lava bath).

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PixelPalsCraft

$500 million, Agreement, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, economic development, finance, financial aid, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Pa, Palestinian, peace process, PixelPalsCraft, Politics, Release, tax revenues, withheld

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a crazy story! So, like, once upon a time, Israel and PA were beefin’ hard, right? But then they were like, “Yo, let’s release $500 million in withheld Palestinian tax revenues and make peace, bro!” And everyone was like, “Whaaaat? That’s wild, man!” So, if you wanna be part of this epic tale and build some dope structures in Minecraft, come join us! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in the game, no cap! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🚀🌈🐷🦄

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Corsair

battle, Cannons, caribbean, Claim, combat system, control, CREW, Custom Map, Economy, Factions, Golden Age of Piracy, Nations, Pirates, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, rule, SEAS, stake, Survival, Towns, Towny, Trading goods, Unique combat, Warships

[1.21] Corsaire takes you back to the Golden Age of Piracy on a custom Caribbean map. Build your own towns, form powerful nations, and battle for control of the seas with fully functional warships. Whether you’re trading goods, firing cannons, or leading your crew into battle, the player-driven economy and unique combat system make every choice matter. Jump in and stake your claim—will you rule the Caribbean?

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Vanilla Universe

ADMIN, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Gaming, Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Universe, US-hosted, Vanilla, Version
Version Minecraft 1.21.4

Discord https://discord.gg/9k6F6KfH

Overview

Vanilla Universe is a Minecraft server that offers a unique experience with two distinct worlds within one universe. Players can enjoy a peaceful safe zone for collaborative building and creativity, as well as venture into the beyond for a more challenging semi-anarchy experience.

What Makes Us Unique?
Server Features
Safe Zone Rules
FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server’s Discord channel.

Is there a age limit to join the server?

Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the Vanilla Universe server.

Can I bring my friends to the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together in the safe zone or beyond the border.

Are there any specific building rules in the safe zone?

Players are encouraged to be respectful of others’ builds and to refrain from causing any harm or destruction within the safe zone.

What happens if I break the server rules?

Breaking the server rules may result in disciplinary action from the server’s dedicated admin, including warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans depending on the severity of the violation.
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Eco Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Eco, empowerment, encouragement, encouragement for growth, encouragement for happiness, encouragement for hard times, encouragement for healing, encouragement for strength, encouragement for success, encouragement messages, encouragement quotes, inspiration, kind words, mental health, motivation, positive vibes, positivity, Quests, self love, self-care, Support, Uplifting

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like a party in the Nether with creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and building epic castles that make Hogwarts look like a cardboard box. Plus, the community is lit AF – you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got PvP tournaments that will make your grandma’s knitting club look like a bunch of wimps. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Parent’s House PvP

awkward situations, Communication, efficiency, Ex-Military, family dynamics, generational differences, House, Midwest Weather, MONEY, Navy Showers, parental expectations, parents, personal hygiene, PvP, relationship dynamics, Respect, shaving, showering habits, water conservation, well off, Winter Conditions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Navy Showers to a whole new level! Just like in real life, you’ll have to turn the water off while you soap up and shampoo your pixelated hair. But here’s the twist – if you take too long, you’ll freeze to death in the icy waters of our virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.

Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!

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Week2JanMinecraftSMP

asking, checking in, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Friendly, greetings, inquiry, January, mental health, New Year, Reflection, Routine, second week, self-care, Social, time passing, Week2JanMinecraftSMP, well-being, wellness

Yo yo yo my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell you.

First of all, our spawn town is a giant pineapple. Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ pineapple. And not just any pineapple, a talking pineapple that gives out quests and rewards. It’s like Spongebob Squarepants meets Minecraft, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. You have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust me, it’s worth it. The music is bumpin’ and the drinks are free (just don’t ask where they come from).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals. We’re talking pig-sheep hybrids, cow-chicken mashups, you name it. It’s like a freak show, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they have killer moves.

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BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

Absurd, addiction, AMOUNT, Binge, BlockBinge, buff, Cinema, classic, Cult, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, Obsession, obsession with movies, Passion, repeat, rewatch, Server, Times, Watched

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie again! Why waste time on boring old films when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities?

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom! But who needs basic human needs when you can be building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious caves?

Join us now and say goodbye to the real world – because once you step into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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CivilRightsCraft Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, civil rights, CivilRightsCraft, crackdown, demonstration, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Political, protest, protest movement, Rebellion, resistance, Serbia, Server, spy agency, Students, Surveillance, VIOLATION

lol this server is like a protest in Serbia but with way more fun and less civil rights violations! we have spies but they just there to make sure you having a good time and not griefing. join now and be part of the revolution against boring servers! also, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive regime of boring Minecraft servers together!

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Version	Minecraft 1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/9k6F6KfH

Overview

What Makes Us Unique?

Server Features

Safe Zone Rules

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Is there a age limit to join the server?

Can I bring my friends to the server?

Are there any specific building rules in the safe zone?

What happens if I break the server rules?