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LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	New Chunks Explored:	968906
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Crops Grown:	5768
Star Shards Collected:	229	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6731	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crops Grown:	6630	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3009
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3224	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”