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Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8610	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

Buy, buy now, decision, Discounted, discounted game, discounted RPG, fate, Gaming, gaming deal, gaming decision, gaming sale, Jrpg, Minecraft, Purchase, resonance of fate, RPG, RPG sale, sale, sale price, Server, Should I buy, video game, Video Game Sale

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	243	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	4473
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness