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Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3677	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Conquer, conqueror, conqueror’s legacy, conqueror’s triumph, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, Defeat, defeated America in Cold War, defeated Napoleon, defeated NATO, defeated Nazi, defeated Swedish empire, defeated Ukraine in 2014, fear, global conflict, History, Military, military strategy, Russia I kneel, Tread, Victory, War, world war II

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Buildings Constructed:	33
Animals Bred:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

American gun culture, Crafty, firearm safety, gun control, gun culture history, gun debate, gun laws, gun legislation, gun lobby, gun ownership, gun ownership in America, gun reform, gun restrictions, gun rights, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Land, mass shootings, NRA, school shootings, second amendment, self defense, shooty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Baldies, balding, balding awareness, balding community, balding confidence, balding emotions, balding feel, balding games, balding insecurities, balding journey, balding remedies, balding self-esteem, balding solutions, balding struggles, balding support, blocky, Gaming, hair loss, HairRaising, Minecraft, tfw balding, tfw baldingany, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

blood and guts, brutal scenes, disturbing content, disturbing scenes, explicit content, explicit gore, extreme violence, Gore, goreporn, Goretastic, gory scenes, graphic content, graphic violence, gruesome images, Horror, Kingdom, not for the faint-hearted, NSFW, rekt, shock value, viewer discretion advised, violent images

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

The Toe-tally Awesome Minecraft Server: Where Feet are the Key to Success!

advice, Awesome, Boundaries, Communication, consent, cousin, cute, Etiquette, family, feet, key, Minecraft, Pics, privacy, relationship, Request, Respect, Server, social media, success, Tips, toetally, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the cutest virtual feet you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!

Russian Bridecraft: Marry Polina in Minecraft!

Bridecraft, Commitment, Cultural differences, DATING, family, foreign bride, future together, international marriage, long distance, love, Marriage, Marry, Minecraft, partner, Polina, relationship, romance, russia, Russian, Russian bride, soulmate, Spouse, traditional values, Wedding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	77
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can marry Polina from Russia! That’s right, she’s waiting for you in our virtual world, ready to say “I do” in front of all your blocky friends. But be warned, if you don’t treat her right, she might just turn your house into a giant matryoshka doll. So come join us for the chance to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic?

AI’s Minecraft Meltdown: Google’s Black Man Spawned First LOL Server

ai, AIs, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, Black, black man, controversy, Digital World, discussion, Diversity, Ethics, GOOGLE, Googles, image recognition, internet, lol, machine learning, man, Meltdown, Minecraft, Misinformation, Online Community, racial bias, reddit, search engine, Server, social media, spawned, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it! We’ve got AI-generated black men popping up as the first search result – talk about diversity! Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Nikke Memes and General Shenanigans! #2112

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, Developer’s Note, Events, FAQ, Game Download, general, Ios, memes, Minecraft, Mission Pass, Ms. Dangerous, new players, nikke, NikkeCraft, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Shenanigans, Special Recruit, Stream, Ultimate, update

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted loot. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover rare treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the villagers have their own society with complex political systems and drama that rivals a soap opera. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you come across a dancing creeper or a talking pig. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft world.

Creepin’ Crafters Club: ‘How was your day?’

arguments, Bath, club, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafters, CREEPIN, daily routine, Day, Decision making, family, Father, Fighting, meeting online, mom, new place, ordering food, Playing Chess, quality time, relationships, SEARCHING, self-care, throwing away trash

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	4837	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a place where you can bathe, order food, throw away trash, fight with your mom about not meeting online, and play chess with your father? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and virtual family drama. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world? Come join us today and experience the madness for yourself!