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Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	171	Ores Mined:	8581
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	300	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	137
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Star Shards Collected:	79
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8074	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Emeralds Found:	1766	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	6369
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mines Excavated:	2610
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ores Mined:	4980	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!