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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	7305
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	933031	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2011
Towns Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4696
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	79
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	184

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!