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KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

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KirCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a Persian penis! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be crying (or maybe just peeing a little, no judgment here). Our streamer Cyr is basically a walking, talking dick – coincidence? We think not! So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your bladder might).

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BoomerSlang Minecraft Server

BoomerSlang, changing language, Communication, Cultural differences, generation, generational gap, historical terms, intergenerational communication, language evolution, long tail tags, Minecraft, modern slang, older generation, parents generation, Server, sex slang, sexual expressions, sexual language, sexual terms, sexual vernacular, Slang, slang terms, societal norms

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

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YankCraft Minecraft Server

American, Behavior, Body language, characteristics, clothing, Cultural, customs, Flag, Gestures, Giveaway, habits, Identity, mannerisms, Minecraft, Nationality, non-verbal cues, patriotism, Server, Slang, speech patterns., Stereotypes, Traditions, YankCraft

Apart from their obsession with bacon and cheeseburgers, you can always tell someone is American when they start building a giant Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on bald eagles and shooting fireworks out of their hands. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore our secret underground bunker filled with unlimited amounts of pizza and hot dogs. So come on, join us and show off your American spirit in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

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LOLcrafters Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Communication, communication styles, Conversation, digital age, digital communication, humor, Language, language evolution, Laughter, lol, LOLcrafters, millennial behavior, nervous laughter, online behavior, Slang, social cues, Social Interaction, social media, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

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LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

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YeetCraft

BIZARRE, colloquialisms, common, Communication, culture, dialect, Expressions, foreigner, funny, hilarious, IDIOMS, International, jargon, Language, misunderstanding, phrases, Slang, strange, Unique, Words, YeetCraft

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Ram Ewe. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your fluffy comrades by your side. And don’t forget to visit the enchanted forest where the trees grow diamond leaves and the squirrels ride on flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows or have a fear of dancing skeletons).

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Blocky Dongs Collective

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

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LingoLordsMC

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and boring players? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on this epic server where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly pets that give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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IronBuddies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted with the warmest “老铁” from strangers, because why use regular greetings when you can sound like a cool ninja warrior instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of silliness.

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Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

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Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

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SarcastiCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

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RedditPaperCraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

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SuperCrafters United

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

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ShenZenKidzCraft

10 year old, ATTACKED, Community Mourning, Condolences, crime, dies, elementary school, grief and loss, heartbreaking loss, international incident, Japanese boy, justice for victim, Safety concerns, school violence, senseless act, ShenZenKidzCraft, Shenzhen, tragic death, tragic news, violence, young victim

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like a 10-year old japanese boy fighting off zombies near a shenzhen elementary school! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s totally insane! who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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Crafty Brainiacs: Multi-Omics Madness

biological pathways, brain health, Brainiacs, Crafty, depression, environmental influences, genetic factors, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, holistic approach., inflammation, madness, mental health, mental illness, Microbiome, mood disorders, multi-omics, MultiOmics, neurotransmitters, personalized medicine, psychiatric disorders, stress response

so like, u ever wonder if ur gut and brain are like bffs and they talk to each other all the time? well, on this server, we take that idea to the next level! our gut-brain axis is like, totally lit, with multi-omics and stuff showing us the way to happiness and good vibes.

join us on this wacky adventure where your gut and brain are besties and they help u fight off the bad vibes and depression monsters. we got crazy mini-games where u can feed ur gut with all the right foods to boost ur mood and make ur brain super smart.

come hang out with us and let’s explore the weird and wonderful world of the gut-brain axis in a way you’ve never seen before. trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

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Magic Moon

Adventure, Adventurer, ancient magic, boss fights, Cross-Play, discovery, dreams, Economy, endless possibilities, Exploration, Greatest adventurer, hidden world, Imbued world, Magic, magic moon, minecraft server, Overworld, Rules change, Secrets, SKY, Survival, Wonders

Welcome to MagicMoon!!!

When Magic Moon rises in the sky the rules change…

The Magic Moon has imbued the world with ancient magic. Explore the wonders the overworld holds, fight bosses in other worlds, and prepare to become the greatest adventurer.

MagicMoon is the key to unlock a hidden world full of endless possibilities!!!

Come and discover the secrets of the Magic Moon.

If you dream it, everything is possible!!!

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Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

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Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

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FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

air travel, airport security, Aviation, banned devices, Bans, Communication, flightcraft, flights, lebanon, Lebanon news, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, pixels, prohibited items, regulations, restrictions, Safety, SECURITY, Technology, Transportation, travel, walkie-talkies

so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

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