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CraftyCharmsMC

Allure, attraction, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Confidence, CraftyCharmsMC, ENERGY, eye contact, Grooming, instantly attractive, intelligence, Kindness, magnetism, Personality, physical appearance, positivity, sense of humor, Smile, Style

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

brain health, depression, diet, dietary sources, fatty acids, major depressive disorder, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood, nutrition, omega-3, omegacraft, Prevention, research, risk factors, study, Supplements, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.

LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+

Adventure, AGES, apply, blocks, BUILD, Business, Challenges, Community, Create, Dedicated, Economy, Environment, Ice Highway, Immersive, LightningLego, Mini Games, Nether, player-driven, Playing, progress, Resources, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skill System, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5694	New Chunks Explored:	705308
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Votes:	7992	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	117

About Thunder Blocks
Type: Never-Resting Survival
Age Requirement: 21+
Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players

Unique Features
MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system.
Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time.
Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether.
Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world.
Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges.
Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy.

Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.

Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

FAQ

What is the age requirement for Thunder Blocks?

The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.

What is the main type of gameplay on Thunder Blocks?

Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.

Does Thunder Blocks have any unique features?

Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.

How can I join Thunder Blocks?

To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

BloodClaim Minecraft Server

Ancestry, belonging, Blood Test, BloodClaim, Chud, citizenship, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic claim, ethnicity, Fairness, Genealogy, heritage, Identity, immigration, inclusion, legal status, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, Simplicity

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!

Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.

So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?

HotGirlMinecraftSMP

attractiveness, charisma, control, Girls, hot, HotGirlMinecraftSMP, image, influence, looks, Manipulation, Persuasion, Popular, power, seduction, social status, white nationalists

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	595
Void Gems Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

bil, BILs, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, financial struggles, free trip, hijinks, honeymoon, Jealousy, Marriage dynamics, Paris trip, refusal, relationship strain, sibling relationships, Wealthy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

TunnelDrive Minecraft Server

border, border control, Conflict, Defense, discovery, drive through, egypt, gaza, Hamas, idf, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, Tunnel, TunnelDrive, Underground, Vehicles

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	211
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

haha u know what else is large enough for vehicles to drive through? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and explore the craziest tunnels and caves you’ve ever seen! we’ve got secret passages that lead to hidden treasure and maybe even a dragon or two (jk but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so what are you waiting for? hop on in and start digging!

CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

Amsterdam, Anne Frank, anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperAnneFrank, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, historical, Holocaust, intolerance, Jewish, memorial, Netherlands, park, Pro-palestinian, Remembrance, Statue, tolerance, Vandalism, vandalized, world war II

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness

BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure

Adventure, animated series, biology, blood stream, bloodstream, Buscraft, childhood memories, circulatory system, discovery, educational TV shows, Exploration, human body, immune system, learning, magic school bus, Nostalgia, red blood cells, science education, science fiction, Transportation, unaware, white blood cells

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.

But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!

Colder Server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

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