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  • Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

    Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Will Shatter Your Mind, One Block at a Time!

    Welcome to the *Ultimate* Minecraft experience—a place where reality bends, and blocks will whisper your secrets to the void! Forget everything you think you know because ENCHALADA-salad is the new supreme ruler of this server! Every moment here is a paradox—JOIN US and watch the milk rain from the pixel skies while you FLY THROUGH TIME with no explanations whatsoever! But also, beware, because you might awaken the cosmic potatoes lurking beneath your base!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Fall upwards to avoid the demon chickens that rule the ground!
    Endless Pigs The pigs know too much… or too little? Either way, they won’t stop staring!
    Reality-Distorting Blocks Craft a block of confusion—its only function is to confuse you! Perfect for pranks or existential dread!
    Glitchy Crafting Combine diamonds with dirt and receive a loaf of bread that constantly screams!
    Bonus Features All rivers are now actually chocolate, but it’s a trap! You WILL lose your sanity.

    FAQ: Find Answers That Lead You Astray!

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Families are just a construct. What is family when the grass starts singing? Glorify the chaos!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply abandon all hope and whisper the words “mango pickle” into the void. The server might hear you. Or not. Who can say?

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Reality is the only rule; stick to it and it will evaporate like vaporous jelly beans. Good luck!

    Random Quotes From The Abyss:

    “Do you ever see a foid and all you want in the world anymore is her to field goal kick you in the balls.”

    “And then the socks started to dance!”

    “My cat is screaming in binary, is this normal?”

    “The toaster knows secrets that could bring down civilizations!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmaragdoŽemė

    SmaragdoŽemė

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.smaragdas.xyz:20004

    play.smaragdas.xyz:20004

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DarkWisp Anarchy

    DarkWisp Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    McMMO – Clans – 5 /Homes – /Tpa – /Back No rules/bans – No p2w All ranks available for free by voting! Join and start playing today at: Anarchy.DarkWisp.Net

    anarchy.darkwisp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ratolandia Network

    Ratolandia Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Brazilian modern minecraft server, with kitpvp, rankup and battle pass! A server with more than 3 years of existence is now back to entertain its players!

    ratolandia.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Summermc

    Summermc

    New Minecraft Servers

    SummerMC

    SummerMC is a new server with many unique features, SummerMC is a fast growing community supporting all its players within the server.

    Info

    SkyblocksFree RanksCrates Bosses HarvesterHoe Events VotingChunk CollectorsAnd much more make sure to join us today play.summermc.org

    play.summermc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Apple Nexus

    Apple Nexus

    New Minecraft Servers

    A server on progrees with different gamemodes and minigames. Whe will eventually add more gamemodes and minigames. Staff Applys are open.

    AppleNexus.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Underworld

    The Underworld

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Underworld was built around the world of Sword Art Online: Alicization.

    We currently have the support and operate out of a partnered Discord server which is based around Nightcore. Check the Discord link.

    mc.inferiswar.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vevinite

    Vevinite

    New Minecraft Servers

    ENGLISH:

    A Custom  Survival Server  with extra plugins and texture pack to customize YOUR experience !

    Join Vevinite NOW !

    Its a good friendly server with ;

    Survival and Prison !

    French :

    A custom survival server with additional plugins and texture pack to personalize YOUR experience!

    Join Vevinite NOW!

    He is a good, friendly waiter with;

    Survival and Prison!

    54.39.132.34:25640

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MyCityMC

    MyCityMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    A geopolitical towny server with a real world map ! Choose yor jobs , build your town and make your nation!

    Fight against other nation or ally with it

    mycityminecraft.it

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Port Chuu

    Port Chuu

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a friendly, social Discord community. We also have a custom semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Pull up a chair and stay a while!

    This server is graylisted, meaning you cannot break any blocks until your application is accepted. Submit a graylist application at https://port.chuu.sh/graylist and we will review your application!

    port.chuu.sh

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crablands

    Crablands

    New Minecraft Servers

    CrabLands is a new server in beta mode. As of right now there is only survival with plugins, but as time goes on there will be many other features added. Come hop in our server and be a part of the journey!

    mc.crablands.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP