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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Towns Built:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	721
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.

He breathes

24 hours, breathes, cell phones, Creative, love, Minecraft, Play, redespirit, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	249
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

I love this redespirit server for me I would play 24 hours straight but there are no good cell phones lately

Jogar.redespiritcraft.com.br

⚡ NightShard #Anarchy Bedrock 🔥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auctions, bedrock, Clans, cross-platform, donation services, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Grief, Ip:, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, PORT, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Server, Sociable players, Survival, voice chat, Waiting, Without Launcher, Youtubers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	233	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

NightShard #Anarchy | Version: 1.19.4 – 1.21 (Java Edition), 1.20+ (Bedrock Edition)

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➥ Survival without creativity, admin, fly and other annoying donation things!➥ Clans, PvP, Auctions➥ Cross-platform➥ Minimum set of rules➥ Voice chat

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➥ Sociable players➥ Responsive administration➥ Partnership with up-and-coming YouTubers➥ Cheap donation services

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★ Our IP:➥ play.nshard.ru

★ Our port for Bedrock:➥ 19132

? We are waiting exactly for you!

play.nshard.ru:19132

Orc+ Minecraft Server – Randon Caspurr Fun

#youtube, breedable, Caspurr, Caspurr Catacini, clip playlist, Community, content creators, Fandom, Fun, Gaming, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Official, OP Template, Orc, Professor Lando, randon, Randon Caspurr, Randon Neuring, Server, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, VOD Archive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	9047
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the most breedable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby animals popping out left and right, because who doesn’t want to be surrounded by adorable little critters all day long?

Our resident YouTuber, Randon Neuring, will guide you through the ins and outs of breeding in Minecraft with his hilarious videos. Watch as he tries to keep up with all the new additions to his farm and fails spectacularly every time.

But wait, there’s more! Caspurr Catacini is here to show you how to breed like a pro. Follow her on Twitch as she navigates the chaotic world of animal husbandry with style and grace (and maybe a few accidental explosions).

Join now for a chance to be featured in our clip playlists, where your breeding mishaps and successes will be immortalized for all to see. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive merch, because who wouldn’t want to rock a t-shirt with a baby piglet on it?

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to the most outrageous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let the breeding frenzy begin!

Now That We Draw Minecraft SMP

art, art critique, artistic choices, artistic interpretation, big, body image, body positivity, creative expression, critique, draw, drawing, Feedback, female form, Minecraft, now that we draw, opinion, opinion sharing, opinionated, personal preference, perspective, SIZE, smp, tits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!

ReImaginedMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Survival BedWars CrackShot Minefort Gamemodes Adventures PvP Creative Storytelling Team-based Warfare Community Multiplayer Building Exploration Updates Evolution, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

ReimaginedMC is a Minecraft server crafted by Pacerman29 and coolboy67yt, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Dive into intense battles with CrackShot, engage in strategic team-based warfare with BedWars, or immerse yourself in creative storytelling through Roleplay. For those who prefer a classic experience, the Survival gamemode provides endless adventures. Hosted on Minefort, ReimaginedMC supports Minecraft 1.20.4 and above and is continually evolving with new gamemodes in the works. Join today!

reimaginedmc.minefort.com

Slayer Network

1.21, bedrock, Bedwars, Chest Shops, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, extra homes, Free Ranks, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OneBlock, player experience, Plugins, prefixes, PvP, Slayer Network, Voting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Java IP: play.slayernet.fun:55555 Bedrock IP: play.slayernet.fun | Port: 55555 Discord: https;//discord.gg/slayernetwork

1.21+

Welcome to Slayer Network, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. The server is running 1.21+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience.

Show your support to the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, chest shops, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

play.slayernet.fun:55555

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, coming of age story, console game, Decision making, Exploration, exploration game, friendship, Indie developer, indie game, indie studio, mental health themes, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative-driven game, Night in the Woods, PALS, pc game, PIXEL, Play NITW, Server, small town, supernatural elements, video game

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary NITW (Not In This World) potion, which turns you into a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoot out bacon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, so make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy just in case).

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

alcohol, attraction, Boundaries, confusion, desire, drinks, emotions, Friends, Fun, Girlfriend, horny, impulse, Infidelity, intoxication, Lust, Minecraft, mistake, partying, regret, relationships, smp, socializing, temptation, tipsy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	479293	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5862
Star Shards Collected:	187	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!