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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lolis roam free and the fun never stops! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our lolis are not your average Minecraft players – they are expert builders, redstone wizards, and PvP champions. Don’t underestimate their cute appearance!

2. We have a secret underground loli fight club where players can battle it out for epic loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never seen a PvP match like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who bestows gifts upon her loyal subjects and punishes those who dare to challenge her. Will you earn her favor or face her wrath?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items somewhere on the server. Can you find it before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure with the lolis! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this crazy world.

RelaxCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	5896	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a road trip with four kids and a stressed-out wife? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like that pothole that made your niece drop her burger.

Experience the thrill of cleaning up messes in-game just like you did in your car at that rest stop. But don’t worry, there’s no need to ban eating and drinking here – in fact, it’s encouraged! Let loose, relax, and have a blast with a community that understands the struggle of keeping things clean.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a family road trip? Come on in and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’ll be a trip you won’t forget.

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	193

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy diamond sword, only to realize you didn’t actually need it? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your virtual diamonds on virtual items that you definitely don’t need but will make you look super cool!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!

RegretCraft: No Ragrets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical unicorn that grants wishes, except instead of wishes, it’s just really awesome gameplay.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly pigs who taught them how to build a castle out of bacon. Another player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, but instead of keeping them for themselves, they decided to share with the entire server and everyone lived happily ever after.

So come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs regrets when you can have epic adventures and bacon castles?

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

BlockyHostageFamFun

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
New Chunks Explored:	229391	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so like, this server is like, so crazy, man. you gotta join because there are hostages being held in buildings next to where you spawn. it’s like a real-life drama playing out in Minecraft. you can be the hero and save them or just ignore them and keep building your epic castle.

also, there are families living in those buildings too. imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold as you try to navigate your way through the server. will you be a good neighbor and help them out, or will you just steal their crops and run away laughing? the choice is yours, my friend.

and we even have first footage of the craziness happening on the server. you won’t believe your eyes when you see what’s going down. it’s like a soap opera mixed with a survival game. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SitDownCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear outta nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets even better! You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves. And guess what? You’re the guest of honor! So come on and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoceboCraft: Antidepressant Withdrawal Fun!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Votes:	6741	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that makes you feel like you’re on antidepressants? Well, this server is like that, but in a good way, ya know? Like, you’ll be so happy and chill that you won’t even need those meds anymore!

Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!

But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.

Zab Grief ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

The owner of the server “Zab Grief zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

eu1-free.falixserver.net:31893

Resurgence: Where chaos reigns, friendships are tested, and creepers blow up your hard work.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged)
Custom curated modpack
Updated recipes for balance
13k x 13k World border
Fresh Wipe
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team
Chill active playerbase

FAQ:

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, hacks/dupes or cheats are bannable on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps mentioned in the post to join the server using the IP provided.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

A: Minecraft version 1.12.2 is required.

Q: Can I join the official Discord for this server?

A: Yes, you can join the official Discord using the provided link.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack for this server?

A: The mod list includes Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience.