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SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	218	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Towns Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	2320
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	914
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Towns Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!